Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honour of my life, and if you ruin this I will burn this office to the ground. And I mean that figuratively, not literally, because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don’t cross me, but you’re the best.Dwight Schrute
Jim:”By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?”
Andy:”No, I did not. Was that any good?”
Jim:”Actually not. The story’s kind of bland. It’s about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.”
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gpoy
Andy Bernard and I are kindred spirits
Are you telling me there are people that don’t do that?
Pam: “Their breadsticks are like crack”
Ryan: “I love when people say, ‘like crack’ who’ve really never done crack.”
Pam: “Well, the breadsticks are like what then Ryan? What can I use?”
Ryan: “I don’t know, something from your world, ‘Breadsticks are like scrapbooking.’”
Pam: No, you’re right. I’m a middle class fraud.
I love that, apart from Jim and Pam, Ryan’s really the only remaining character who’s actually gone on some kind of journey throughout these 7 seasons. And it’s made him the most awesome douche ever.
Pretty much. I love how far Phyllis has come too. She’s an amazing woman and so much stronger than she used to be.
My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.Michael Scott, Episode: The Duel.
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(THIS MAKES ME WANT TO CRY AND THROW UP AND CRY MORE
WHOEVER REPLACES MICHAEL CAN SET UP THEIR OFFICE IN THE HALLWAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS IS NOT ALLOWED
AND GET THAT DUNDIE AWAY FROM YOUR FREAKY NATIVE AMERICAN ART YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE FAMILY GET OUT)
I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW FERRELL OVERLORD
No way, man. I hate this guy.
The Office - Tim Canterbury vs Jim Halpert
Tim was more believable, but I think Jim suits an American perspective brilliantly.
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